As one crouches among the bushes,
fear strikes from insects that roam,
one of these creepy crawly creatures
may well decide to find a new home.

Disaster strikes as the Bichoo Booti
come in deadly contact with the skin,
causing such an indescribable itch
that makes one yell with a silly grin.

The local guide gives us this advice
apply wild spinach leaves on the spot.
Suggestion is accepted, balm applied
this gives some relief but not a lot.

While this experience was unsettling
one has this view to remove the glum,
to have become the only person who
used spinach leaves to wipe his bum.